No, not the kind on a bagel. This is a clear abuse of the Yiddish word, but to say she's smeared isn't enough. Like all good eaters, she's in control of her food, more or less. This sometimes, okay often, means the landing pad is a moving target.
In Oakland, when we still had bookcases.
Almond butter and berry jam miracle.
Well, you are the one who gave it to me!
Bagel, NY, in our hotel room in early June. Can you see the cream cheese?